7/22/2005 12:26:00 PM|W|P|Mr. Bandwidth|W|P|Readers of Bearded Miracles may have noticed that the editors of this fine publication are a bit obsessed with recombination. Especially, they enjoy the recombination of sounds in cutting edge electronic music, and the recombination of words to make different meanings, as for example in the legendary puns of Marcel Duchamp, professional designer of urinals.
Today these concerns lead us back to the term "IDM," which fans of electronic music may recognize as one of the zillions of annoying sub-genre terms for a certain type of electronic sounds. Typically, IDM stands for "independant dance music," or "intelligent dance music," and refers to artists such as those at Warp records.
But the letters IDM could very well stand for all sorts of other things instead. And as we were thinking about today's insignificant digital musings, we pulled out our international dada mill (invented by Hannah Hoch so long ago), and started turning the crank to see what different IDM's might come out. Below are just some of the results:
Internationale Deutsche Motorradmeisterschaft
Inspirational daily messages
I damage marmots
Internet dandruff machine
Intricate dream messages
Inside David’s moustache
Inside David’s mom
Instrumental doom music
Intelligent deaf mute
Introverted deaf mute
Igloos don't melt
I detest mormons
Interstellar dinosaur movie
Ivan doesn’t mind
Intel deletes music
International dandruff management
Innuerable dead marines
I destroy music
Inadvertently dented Mercedez
Interesting dead man
I devour mangos
insufficiently dowried marriages
Incan desire machine
...and so on. After we were done with this exercise, we were once again struck by the flimsiness of language, the joy of punning, and the silliness of ravers who think that they need to cultivate ever more specialized labels for the miniscule subcultures that they hang out in.|W|P|112205112167377866|W|P|I distribute messages|W|P|pizzapelsa@gmail.com7/22/2005 01:13:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|inexplicably dumped manure
i dig mozzarella
inexpensive designer mothballs7/23/2005 03:16:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|for the dirty:
insatiably damp mound7/15/2005 12:35:00 PM|W|P|Mr. Bandwidth|W|P|ORDER: Squamata
FAMILY: Agamidae
GENUS: Pogona
SPECIES: vitticeps
|W|P|112144537643083103|W|P|the Bearded Dragon...info|W|P|pizzapelsa@gmail.com7/15/2005 12:15:00 PM|W|P|Mr. Bandwidth|W|P|Imagine a transparent journal, full of camels and snakes. Even without opening it, you can already see the contents: a hot air balloon, an umbrella stand, a steam ship, a small scale, a mollusk. Then, several pages ahead, you can already see a photographer, coyly draped in a black cloth, turning his black box toward a public urinal, waiting for the gents to exit! "A heart with a beard," it's called, a brief message reaching us from 1922, inviting us to an exposition that may have never taken place. A bearded miracle for sure!|W|P|112144471799117408|W|P|a Heart with a Beard|W|P|pizzapelsa@gmail.com7/14/2005 10:47:00 AM|W|P|Mr. Bandwidth|W|P|Melted plastic sears my flesh.|W|P|112135248956084697|W|P|Globules|W|P|pizzapelsa@gmail.com